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hangover poops > every other kind of poop

a boy just told me “girl that body’s so right”

I accidentally became a bartender so that’s cool
come see me mix drinks every Saturday if you’re ever in town

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

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crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"


kris242

I had a dream I ate out Cara Delevingne last night and I don’t know why

thotfox:

kyhuk:

Carefree mountain top girls forever

How can they even hike with those clothes?

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE
I THINK IM GOING TO JUST BECOME A HERMIT

If you want to hang out with me you really need to put in as much effort as I do, because getting mad at me or guilting me for not hanging out with you really hurts me and I do love you and I do care about you but please just ugh you’re not helping me want to hang out with you, you’re actually making me feel like shit.

why scarlett johansson is terrible

jagenmesh:

rip-homegirl:

so not only does scarlett johansson support israel, but she also supports woody allen and called dylan farrow “irresponsible” for coming forward with her story of her molestation.

Stupid. Oh and the Lucy movie too. Grrrr

ok good because I was avidly searching out a reason to dislike her