another post about 4/20
thank god you were there to remind me of the date, I would have been completely lost without your post about marijuana.
At the pub and there’s a pretty attractive guy here I mean he’s dressed like a jaded sailor from the deadliest catch or Steve Zissou but it’s cool because
Wait sorry he just ordered a really nasty cheap type of beer my interest has dwindled
then again I’m drinking vodka and pomegranate juice wtf do I know
His name is Matt.
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
I have redpink hair dye should I use it y/n?
Is it bad that story of my life by one direction makes me cry or